If You Want Me to Make a Fool of Myself, I Will Sing and Turn You into a Dog in Seconds

Agent Sun Yijia accidentally traveled to Lanxing and became an art college student who was about to graduate. Tired of endless tasks and killings, he decided to start his own journey as an artist. At this moment, the awakening system: Congratulations to the host for successfully binding the pet fan system How many true fans you get, how much bonus the system will give out Bonuses will be distributed on the last day of each week If you have 100 million fans, your bonus will be 100 million yuan. If you have 1 billion fans, your weekly bonus will be 1 billion yuan. "Is there something wrong with Sun Yijia's brain? Other celebrities want to make money every day, but he actually prohibits fans from giving money! I... Must follow him!" "What do you mean by turning off the reward function? Are you afraid that I can't give you the money? Damn it, please turn on the reward function for me! I will reward you!" "Sun Yijia, is there really something wrong with you? Hold a concert and set the ticket price at cabbage prices! Come and try to grab a ticket yourself?! I'm going to collapse trying to grab a ticket!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.