Showbiz: Black Widow Turns Black, and the Eagle Empire Loses It

Avengers 5 is getting rebooted, and Wang Fei happens to activate the Defense-Breaking System, earning the chance to become the director of Avengers 5. As long as he gets audiences worked up, he can gain amazing abilities.

Well, if that's the case, let's go all out.

If even the little fish man can be black, then why can't Black Widow be black, with "Black" right there in her name?

The Scarlet Witch gets the Darkhold, so she has to be black too.

Since we're making everyone black, let's go all the way: Iron Man and Captain America have to be black too.

The movie was released. Black audiences were thrilled, while white audiences collectively lost it.

And yet the box office exploded, and Wang Fei became a top Hollywood director overnight. After that, Superman, Spider-Man, and Mission: Impossible all went black.

White police officer: "After watching Wang's movies, all I want to do is run out into the street and empty my magazine."

Public opinion erupted. Wang Fei spoke up: "You insisted on political correctness, and now you're blaming me? Fine, I'll do what you say."

Then came Twelve Years a Slave and The Green Book.

Black audiences collectively lost it.

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