Old Man, Give Me Your Golden Finger! I Can't Hold It In Any Longer!

"Old man, give me my golden finger. I can't hold back any longer!"

"Why don't you hold on a little longer? Right now, you..."

"Hold on longer?! Eighteen years! It's been eighteen years! Do you know what I've been through all this time?"

"No, it's just that I'm afraid you'll go out and get beaten to death!"

"Don't you go out and do whatever you want all the time?"

"That's because I'm the one who gets to beat other people to death!"

"..."

At last, I'm out of the pod. I feel amazing!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.