I Have a Rather Improper System

The higher the level of a relationship, the more it tends to rely on the most primitive form of communication.

What, the Nibiru civilization says that humans are their slaves? Give them a beating and they'll behave.

What, the Nibiru's masters, the Gula Empire, have come looking for trouble? Give them a beating and they'll behave.

What, Gula's suzerain state has come to demand justice? Give them a beating and they'll behave.

What, the Solar Civilization that united the Horsehead Arm has a problem with us? Give them a beating and they'll behave.

What, the Andromeda Galaxy has a suggestion? Give them a beating and they'll behave.

What, the mechanical civilization doesn't want to be my underling? Give them a beating and they'll behave.

What, the Zerg Queen insists on marrying me? Give her a beating and she'll behave.

Nobody's objecting? Then we'll beat them all.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.