One Mopstick Made the Heroes of Liangshan Call Him Daddy

Zheng Yuan was reborn,

As the son of Zheng the Butcher.

Unfortunately, Zheng the Butcher had already been beaten to death by Lu Zhishen.

With no other choice, Zheng Yuan set out on the path of revenge.

Shi Jin, the Nine-Tattooed Dragon: "Brother Zheng, Lu Da is my friend. Could you do me a favor and spare his life?"

Song Jiang, the Timely Rain: "Brother Zheng, let Lu Da go and we can all be friends. It's better to settle a feud than keep it going."

Gongsun Sheng, the Dragon in the Clouds: "Brother Zheng, we'll keep crossing paths. Do Liangshan a favor and save yourself a way out, too."

Zheng Yuan planted his mop on the ground. "Get lost."

Shi Jin: "You got it."

Song Jiang: "Sure thing, bro."

Gongsun Sheng: "Just don't hit me in the face! I'm leaving on my own."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.