The Relatives Living Rent-Free in My House Demand an Equal Share of the Demolition Compensation

My aunt and uncles lived in my house for free for more than ten years. They ate our food, wore our clothes, and borrowed money from us. Then they heard our house was going to be demolished:

Second Uncle: "We've lived in this house for over ten years. We deserve the demolition compensation!"

Third Aunt: "What, you didn't charge us rent? We're family. How could you ask me to pay rent?"

Fourth Aunt: "When did I ever borrow money from you? Do you have a written IOU?"

Youngest Uncle: "Your family has so much money. What's wrong with borrowing some? How can you expect me to pay you back?"

I secretly pocketed the demolition compensation and made over a hundred million. Then I hired the city's most famous beauty lawyer:

"Calculate over ten years of rent, including interest. How much do they owe?"

"Calculate the money they borrowed from my family, including interest. How much do they owe?"

"I want to leave them completely broke!"

Beauty Lawyer: "All taken care of. They're bankrupt and ruined, and now they're deadbeats. As for my fee this time, I don't want money. I want you to give me a full-body massage..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.