God's First Seven Days, I Was Exposed by Sister Zhou When I Passed Through the Heavenly Tribulation

My name is Zhang Xiuxuan, and I have just become a Taoist heavenly master. I'm panicking now. Just today a monk climbed the mountain and told me to close the mountain and get out. If I don't agree, he will kill me! Bite! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the most powerful Heavenly Master system! Bite! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the one-click inheritance of the Heavenly Master Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the full level of Five Thunder Zhengfa Zhang Xiuxuan: Huh? I'll send this bald donkey to the West! ... My name is Huineng, and I am one of the eight great sage monks in Buddhism. Just now I went to Longhu Mountain and met the Celestial Master of the declining Taoism. I gave him two ways, either to lose his soul or to close the mountain! Just when I thought I was sure. Etc. What happened to the golden light on that heavenly master? Wait a moment. Is it too urgent for me to beg for mercy now? ... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.