Wuxia: I'm at the Dragon Guard Manor, Working Nine to Five

Xiao Qianjue accidentally transmigrates into the world of The Number One Under Heaven, becoming a peerless expert at the Dragon Guard Villa, on par with the Iron-Gall God Hou. He spends his days working a nine-to-five job.

As Xiao Qianjue sees it, "I can be an hour late to work, but don't even think about making me work half a stick of incense overtime!"

"Reporting to you, God Hou! Cao Zhengchun has surrounded the Dragon Guard Villa with a hundred thousand cavalry!"

Iron-Gall God Hou: "Send for Xiao Qianjue at once. He must repel the enemy!"

"Reporting to you, God Hou! It's noon, and Lord Xiao has already clocked out and gone home!"

Iron-Gall God Hou: "Order the Four Secret Agents of Heaven, Earth, Mystery, and Yellow, the Thirty-Six Heavenly Stars, and the Seventy-Two Earthly Fiends to hold out until this afternoon!"

"Reporting to you, God Hou! Lord Xiao has taken the afternoon off!"

Iron-Gall God Hou: "Then tell them to hold the line until dawn!"

"Reporting to you, God Hou! Lord Xiao is taking annual leave tomorrow!"

Iron-Gall God Hou: "The Ming Dynasty is on the brink of collapse! Tell him to get here immediately!"

"Reporting to you, God Hou! Lord Xiao said... he said, 'Are you telling me how to do my job?'"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.