You Spent Three Years Raising Pigs in the Army, and You Became a General?

"What's a logistics soldier?"

"We specialize in cleanup. When others can't finish a mission, we do it."

"We provide support. When others can't take down an enemy, we handle it."

"We're professionals at raids, we take rearguard duty seriously, and we've never missed a sniper shot. On the battlefield... we're the kings of the infantry."

Xu Lang smacks the deputy squad leader on the head. "Stop! All that crap is useless. Remember, we're pig farmers. If you want meat, just call us. Got it?"

"Yes, General!"

The commanding officer: "Tell Xiao Xu I want fish... No, I want meat!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.