Good Grief, My Pills Can Talk

What would you do if one day, you discovered that the pills you had refined could suddenly talk? Would you still dare to take them?

Heaven and Earth Passion Pill: I possess peerless wit and talent, past and present. Which lecherous scoundrel called me the most lascivious pill in the world?

Moon Palace Dancer Pill: This immortal maiden is so beautiful that even Chang'e would shut herself away in shame. Which bastard called me a beauty pill?

Yin-Yang Emperor Pill: Say it again. I'm an Emperor Pill, and I can help fellow cultivators reach the Great Emperor realm. Who said I was a hermaphrodite?

Li Dao'an, a small-town alchemist, joined the outer sect's Alchemy Hall at the Pill Pavilion, only to discover that the pills he refined were a little too abnormal.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.