Wuxia Crossover: Your Martial Arts Are a Little Too Steamy!

Name: Wuxia Crossover: Your Martial Arts Are a Little Too Steamy!
Author: Dreamed I Got Rich

综武：你的武功，车速有点快啊！

by Dreamed I Got Rich (做梦发了)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 12k Words
Genre: Fanfiction
Subgenre: Novel Fanfiction
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

A comprehensive martial arts world.

Guan Yin was electrocuted while fixing a computer,

then transmigrated to this world with 40 TB of adult videos.

Can watching adult videos help you comprehend martial arts?

Congratulations! You got so engrossed in an adult video that you entered a state of enlightenment and mastered the SSS-rank fist art: Guan Yin Sitting on a Lotus!

Congratulations! You got so engrossed in an adult video that you entered a state of enlightenment and mastered the SSS-rank finger art: Guan Yin's Heaven-Piercing Finger.

Congratulations... You mastered the SSS-rank spear art: Guan Yin's Pushcart…

Guan Yin starts a routine of sparring with grandmasters by day and heroines by night.

The grandmasters: "There's something a little improper about your martial arts."

Guan Yin: "Don't slander me."

The grandmasters: "Take your Guan Yin Sitting on a Lotus. Why is the mountain split in two, like a huge backside? And your Guan Yin's Heaven-Piercing Finger: its shape looks like a cucumber, fine, but why does it have spikes? We suspect you're using forbidden techniques."

The heroines: "You can remove the words 'we suspect'…"

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.