Great Ming, I Will Change the World Someday

You bring up the Nanjing Massacre? I'll ask that unworthy descendant of mine who would dare. The Opium War? Come on, Great Britain is my seventeenth uncle's territory. The Korean War? Where is Korea? It's a province of the Great Ming. The Russia-Ukraine war? Oh, that's just two of my younger relatives playing around. The Eight-Nation Alliance? Surely you know there's only one country on Earth?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.