Daming, I Will Rewrite the World in the Future

You talk about the Jinling Massacre, let me ask my unworthy descendants and see who dares. You are kidding me about the Opium War. Great Britain is my seventeenth uncle's territory. You talk about resisting U. S. Aggression and aiding Korea. Wherever there is Korea, it is a province of Ming Dynasty. You mentioned the Russia-Ukraine war, oh, that was just a joke between my two juniors. You said the Eight-Nation Alliance, no? Don't you know there is only one country on earth? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.