America, I Know You're in a Hurry, but Calm Down First

During an outdoor livestream, a missile was accidentally caught on camera as it launched.

The footage shocked not only netizens, but also the Dragon Academy of Sciences and the commander-in-chief of the Air Defense Command!

As the livestream continued, more and more cutting-edge technology appeared before everyone's eyes.

A fire-extinguishing missile with a range of 20,000 kilometers, a mountable drone flying at Mach 15, mechs that can handle any terrain...

To stabilize the global situation, the Dragon Nation had no choice but to issue an explanation.

"A range of... 20,000 kilometers? No, no, our range is only 5,000 kilometers. The rest is just measurement error!"

"A drone that flies at Mach 15? Relax, it's only meant to fertilize farmland faster. It's carrying nothing but pesticides!"

"This mech is even less useful. It can only be used to harvest crops!"

Only when an aircraft carrier slowly rose into the sky did Eagle Sauce and the other nations realize they'd been fooled!

Dragon Nation: "Ahem, Eagle Sauce, I know you're panicking, but don't panic just yet!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.