Global: I'm the Best at Manufacturing Accidents!

Lin Peiheng inexplicably awakened as an Accident Maker.

Whenever an accident happens nearby, all his stats increase.

The more unexpected and outrageous the events, the stronger he becomes.

Teammate 1: "I told him to show the monster what he was made of, and he pulled out paint instead?"

Teammate 2: "I heard he knew Wing Chun and Tai Chi, but then he threw a left front kick, followed by a right roundhouse, and told me to 'block, deflect, grab, and strike'!?"

Protagonist 1: "The big bad behind everything had just shown up and hadn't even finished saying its name when he floored it and ran it over... This is ridiculous, guys!"

Protagonist 2: "He said he could perform a Buddhist deliverance ritual. Guess what? He whipped out a Gatling gun! What kind of deliverance is that!?"

Every bystander: "Remember, when dealing with Lin Peiheng, patience is the key to life... Silence is the Cambridge of tonight."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.