Ranking the Top Military Gods: The Cherry Blossoms Are So Mad Their Noses Are Crooked

A video suddenly shot to the top of the trending charts online. It ranked figures from world history who could be called gods of war.

Yet on that enormous list, China did not have a single place.

This naturally enraged the masses. In our vast five-thousand-year history, we have had countless figures with glorious military records.

So how could you call them mediocre?

Determined to set the record straight about China's gods of war, Shen Chen, already a content creator, resolutely chose to introduce the real heroes.

And so!

Li Jing, the Tang Dynasty's greatest god of war!

Bai Qi, the greatest god of slaughter in all history!

Genghis Khan, conqueror of the world.

But the true gods of war are surely the volunteer soldiers who defended every inch of their homeland.

The First Emperor: "I never expected the descendants of Qin to be so valiant. I am deeply gratified."

Li Shimin: "He would rather be burned alive than reveal his position. General Qiu is truly a hero!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "What a fine Seventh Company! Let the soldiers of my Ming take a good look. These are the real gods of war!"

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