Urban: You're the Worst Boss I've Ever Had

At a job fair, Tan Gaoliang sat on a stool, looking at the middle-aged man in front of him.

"Age?"

"Forty-two."

"A bit old. How much is your company worth?"

"Ten million."

"Just about acceptable. Any bad habits?"

"When I'm not working, I exercise."

"Good, then I'll take your company."

"Thank you."

"Wait, aren't I the one interviewing you?" The middle-aged man stared at Tan Gaoliang.

"Do you want your company to turn a profit?" Tan Gaoliang asked coolly.

"Yes."

"Then shut up!"

Years later, a boss was being interviewed by a reporter.

"You built your business from nothing and now have a fortune worth hundreds of millions. Is there anything you'd like to say?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Tan. I've let you down."

Another boss at the scene tried to hide, afraid someone would recognize him.

"You think hiding will help?" Tan Gaoliang dragged him right out.

"You're the worst boss I've ever had!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.