Showbiz: You Heard 'Celibate Type' as 'Prison Type'?

After transmigrating, Fang Zhou bound himself to a Custom Celebrity System.

From the start, Boss Yang planned his acting career for him. Seeing his deadpan face, she thought he’d be suited to the aloof, abstinent type. But Fang Zhou heard that as “prison-bound type.”

And so...

“Lust brings a blade to the head”: Master 800 kinds of seduction techniques.

They cast him as a sex offender, and his moves were so convincing he scared Reba to tears!

“God’s Hand”: The pinnacle of pickpocketing. I barely lift a finger, and you’re already penniless.

They cast him as a pickpocket, and he cleaned out Andy Lau in twenty seconds. Xiao Gang was so frightened that he called the police in the middle of the night!

Money Laundering Master: Launder 10 billion in two days.

They cast him as a money launderer, and the entire police investigation bureau went straight into training!

Director: “I asked you to act in a movie, not make a documentary!”

Fans: “Every time he shows up, I worry the whole show is about to get shut down!”

Viewers: “Eight out of ten of his fans are cops. What are you playing at?”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.