I'm the Owner of a Coffin Shop, and My Douyin Follower Nearly Peed Herself

Lin Hao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a coffin shop that nobody had ever heard of.

Who would have thought that while scrolling through Douyin, he’d come across a streamer fishing?

A notification appeared before his eyes.

Death in two hours. Cause of death: fishing rod touches a high-voltage wire. Predicted probability of death: 99%.

Now that was a customer he couldn’t miss.

Lin Hao casually liked, followed, and commented:

“Fine nanmu coffin, a final resting place beneath the earth. If you don’t have much time left, why not reserve one in advance? Our shop offers 20% off.”

The netizens nearly laughed themselves sick.

“Holy crap, 20% off for reserving a coffin in advance?”

“Selling coffins on Douyin now, are you?”

But two hours later, the streamer really did leave this world.

The netizens were stunned.

After several more perfectly timed follows, Lin Hao went viral online.

The entire internet begged him to go easy on them.

One day, Lin Hao suddenly followed Dilraba’s account.

The internet exploded!

“Holy crap!! Reba, Fatty Dil, hide!”

“The coffin shop owner followed you! Run!”

“Dear Fatty Di, may you rest in peace.”

“I can’t bear to lose you, Fatty Di.”

Dilraba: “???”

“Can someone tell me what’s going on??”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.