Spare Me, Great Sage: Sun Wukong Battles American Comic Book Heroes

The Supreme Lord Lao is his adoptive father.

The God of Erlang, Yang Jian, is his buddy.

The Fairy Zixia is his lover.

He is the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong.

A thousand years ago, the Tathagata tricked him, and he died, his spirit extinguished.

A thousand years later, with the help of technology and all sorts of cutting-edge tricks, he is reborn.

In this life, he'll face more tribulations.

In this life, he'll confront more enemies of every kind.

In this life, he'll make even more friends.

Calabash Little King Kong is his loyal underling.

Spider-Man has become his biggest fan.

Nick Fury kneels and kowtows to him.

You think your so-called superheroes are tough?

In the eyes of the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, you're all trash.

A gentleman can wait ten years to take revenge, but a monkey can wait a thousand.

Tathagata, just you wait! Once the Great Sage has grown strong enough and restored his golden body, he'll crush Spirit Mountain underfoot.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.