Cat That Can Type

This is a strange place for you, but we are used to it. I'm a cat who types for a living, which is pretty common around here. I used to be a pirate when I was young, but when my beard grew, I had to leave the sea and became a tabloid columnist, writing jokes. Sometimes I also study mathematics. By the way, is 1+1 common in your place? Meow~ This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.