Genshin Impact: Reborn as Guoba, Every Cryo Waifu Wants Me

The moment he opens his eyes, he finds himself in Teyvat, transformed into Xiangling's pet, Guoba, and awakens a special System of his own.

He doesn't need to fight monsters. He can level up just by eating Jueyun Chili.

While Xiangling isn't looking, he gobbles them up until he's max level..

Maxed-out Constellations

Maxed-out Talent level 12

Ding! The complete Fire Demon Dragon form has been unlocked!

Ding! X-ray vision has been unlocked!

Xiangling: Guoba, breathe fire! Ahhh, why did you burn my clothes?!

You stinky Guoba, go home and kneel on the washboard!

Ganyu: Don't bully it. It's so warm to hug. Don't... don't look at me like that.

Shenhe: Can I borrow it for two days? It's been a little cold when I sleep lately. I could use it to warm my bed.

Diona: I just mixed a new lizard-tail drink. If you could... I... I'm not inviting you, okay!

One day, Auntie Lisa takes him home, and he secretly drinks the Wolfhook juice in Kaeya's fridge.

System: You have unlocked the Invisibility skill. Have a pleasant journey!

Oh, you little rascal!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.