Three Kingdoms: I Stole a Bride, and You Say Your Father Is Cao Cao?

After transmigrating to the late Han Dynasty, Lu Xinghe becomes the leader of a band of outlaws near Xu County. He plans to stay in the mountains, avoid trouble, and live out his days in safety, but unexpectedly obtains a sign-in System.

Signing in at Xu County earns him the Snowstorm Dragon Riders. He also strikes up an unusual friendship with Cao Cao, who is using the alias Meng Man, and Dian Wei, who is using the alias Wei E.

From their conversation, he learns that Meng Man's daughter is missing. Lu Xinghe decides to help find her. Meanwhile, the brawny men of his stronghold kidnap a pretty young wife for him and insist he go up the mountain to marry her.

When he arrives at the stronghold, Cao Cao discovers that the pretty young wife Lu Xinghe kidnapped is actually his daughter!

Cao Ying: "My dad doesn't want me anymore. He's been dead for ages. Make me another serving of mapo tofu."

Meng Man: "If you weren't a talent worthy of being a state's counselor, I'd have your entire clan exterminated. Someone, bundle up the Zhen family and send them to my worthy younger brother Lu as well."

Wei E: "Brother Lu, I'll have my son call you godfather. How about you get me a couple bottles of Moutai?"

Lu Xinghe: "As long as I can hang on until Cao Cao dies, Old Meng, Old Wei, and I will join forces to rebel against Cao Cao, before the Sima family gets there first."

When Cao Cao marches his army to surround Mount Funiu and summons Lu Xinghe down the mountain to serve him...

"Son-in-law, who are you plotting to rebel against? Don't move, you're surrounded!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.