Journey to the West: Even Jesus Can't Save You, I Said It

Sun Dasheng transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West.

Who knew this version of Journey to the West had gone completely off course?

From the start, they ran into the first of his master's Eighty-One Tribulations.

"Master, hurry up and chant the sutra!"

Tang Sanzang: "I never learned a foreign language before leaving the country. I can't do it."

Sun Dasheng: "Come on, Master, I'll translate for you. Namo Amitabha translates as NamoAmitabha..."

Sun Dasheng: "Old Zhu, you freeloader..."

It wasn't until their master and disciples arrived in the Kingdom of Women that...

Sun Dasheng: "Old Tang, are you going or not? If you aren't, I'll castrate you..."

This is a story that is both hilarious and thrilling.

Of course, it all began when the Buddha accidentally gave Tang Sanzang the wrong map all those years ago.

Tang Sanzang: "Buddha, that wasn't right of you..."

The thrilling plot includes heroes battling dragons...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.