You Told Me to Bluff, So I Really Went to Mars to Start a Farm

Liu Zhongyuan's boss told him to bluff people, claiming to the public that they were going to turn Mars into a farm.

When the bosses saw one piece of advanced technology after another, they asked, "We told you to bluff people. Did you really go to Mars to start a farm?"

"Fine, you went to Mars, but why are you working on the military industry too, building nuclear-powered fighter jets?"

Liu Zhongyuan replied, "Those crops were brought back from Mars. Given the distance, using nuclear-powered fighter jets to transport them isn't unreasonable, is it?"

Military Industry Bureau: "Then what about the interstellar fleet?"

Liu Zhongyuan: "To stop aliens from stealing our crops, isn't it only reasonable to have a fleet escort them?"

Netizens: "So you really developed strong AI to automate agriculture? And built weather weapons for artificial rain and irrigation?"

System: "Host, if you rebrand soon-to-be-obsolete products as advanced technology and sell them to foreign countries to rip them off, your rewards will be doubled."

Liu Zhongyuan: "The fifth-generation agricultural mecha is here, so let's sell them the first-generation mecha, which is a hundred years behind."

Freedom Country: "You keep hyping obsolete products as the latest technology and ripping us off. That's despicable."

Liu Zhongyuan: "Rip you off? You're so far behind. I'm helping you make progress."

Kangaroo Country: "That's a real soul-crusher!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.