Siheyuan: I’m Not the Ultimate Villain

The Thief Saint never learns his lesson and keeps stealing things, so I quietly break his leg;

Jia Zhangshi wants to summon Jia Dongxu again, so I secretly give him a touch of forgiving green;

Yi Zhonghai still foolishly expects me to support him in his old age, so I steal all his savings;

Old bachelor Xu Damao dreams of having a son, and I'm willing to lend a hand;

For five yuan, Yan Jiecheng has Yu Li wash my dishes, so I take his hat;

Liu Haizhong wants to become an official, but no matter how high he rises, he'll still be beneath my feet;

The whole courtyard of beasts: "Silly Zhu is the worst one here! He's the ultimate villain!"

He Yuzhu: "I treat you all to drinks every day. How am I bad? I'm not the ultimate villain! Really!"

The God of Wine System: "Host, you treat them to drinks only to farm rewards. You are the ultimate villain..."

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.