I Am the Hehuan Sect's Holy Son, Not a Daoist Sect Spy!

On the Great River, at the Sword Debate Tournament

Lin Xia: I have to clear up a few misunderstandings people have about me.

First, my Daoist name is Sheng Xu Zi, not Shen Xu Zi, and I'm definitely not impotent.

Second, I, Lin Xia, am a genuinely good person. I've never coveted any of your masters' wives, senior sisters, or junior sisters.

Third, my Hehuan Sect cultivates the Great Dao of Yin and Yang. Please respect and understand that!

Fourth, although our Hehuan Sect is next door to the Buddhist Sect, I've never debated Zen with those bald monks, nor have I ever gone out of my way to do good deeds in an unconventional fashion.

Ye Hongli of the Sword Sect: "Oh, you want me to assess Senior Brother Sheng Xu Zi's abilities? Is it really appropriate to discuss such a private matter in public? Um, you insist I give an assessment? Well, all I can say is that Senior Brother Sheng Xu Zi is very well-endowed."

Chi Yingchan of the Demon Sect: "That bastard Sheng Xu Zi has such a terrible personality, it makes me want to kill him. What? You think we're very close? What closeness? We just..."

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