Showbiz: You Told Me to Play a Veterinarian, So I Picked Dirt from Dilraba's Feet

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Lu becomes Boss Yang's assistant.

From the start, he joins a variety show called Every Profession Has Its Champion.

The rules: The production team assigns each contestant a profession to play. The contestant with the highest score wins.

"We told you to work out at the gym, and you started fooling around with Yang Mi? Now British boxer shorts want you as their spokesperson. You punch with a thousand pounds of force. Even Tyson couldn't take that hit!"

"We told you to play a reporter, and you went after the whole entertainment industry. You exposed the private lives of countless celebrities all by yourself. The sewing machines of those hotshot stars are smoking, and the broadcasting authorities are begging you to stop investigating!"

"We told you to be a masseur. You claimed acupuncture could cure a slipped disc that's been bothering someone for ten years. Acupuncture uses silver needles, but you used steel nails. Now a master of Chinese medicine with a hundred years of experience is kneeling to beg you to take him as a disciple!"

"We told you to play a veterinarian, and you picked dirt out of Reba's toes. In the morning, you performed a C-section on a golden retriever, and in the afternoon, you helped a pregnant woman deliver naturally!"

Lin Lu soon becomes famous thanks to the bizarre skills granted by the System.

Production team: Hurry up and point the camera at Lin Lu! Let's see what kind of stunt he can pull while taking a dump!

Lin Lu: What? My next profession is a thief? Oh, no, I mean a spy!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.