Genshin Impact: Klee and I Blow Up the Heavenly Principles, and Jean Laughs Her Head Off

After transmigrating to Teyvat, Xu Guan awakens the God-Bombing System and opens a Teyvat chat group.

The Stormterror is causing trouble? No problem! Upgrade "Jumpy Dumpty!"

Osial, the ancient god, has appeared and Liyue is in danger? No problem!

Upgrade "Sparks 'n' Splash!"

Rex Lapis: "Xu Guan's origins are a mystery, but even I fear the bombs in his hands."

Jean: "The first time I met Xu Guan, he blew up Whispering Woods. He even flattened a mountain..."

Klee: "Big Brother Xu Guan! Which god are we blowing up today? The Anemo Archon, the Geo Archon, the Electro Archon, or the Hydro Archon?!"

Raiden Shogun: "He's powerful! My Musou no Hitotachi can only cleave an island in two, but he can blow one to pieces!"

Xu Guan smiled faintly. "Today, Big Brother Xu Guan is taking you to blow up the Heavenly Principles!"

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