He Went to Get a Haircut Carrying a Greatsword, and the SWAT Team Came to Watch!

Tao Chen, a college senior who has just landed a job as an art teacher,

returns to his ancestral home in town to sort through the barber tools his grandfather left behind.

He accidentally activates a haircutting System and receives a machete over a meter long.

Congratulations, you've obtained god-tier barbering skills.

Congratulations, you've obtained god-tier hair-regrowth skills.

Congratulations, you've obtained god-tier skincare skills.

"What the hell? Are you sure this is a haircut, not an execution?"

"Streamer, I'm bald too. I need hair-growth treatment!"

From that day on, the refined, mild-mannered art teacher becomes the greatest barber in China!

With a machete over a meter long slung over his shoulder, he shows up all over the country.

Hebei police:

"Attention: An individual carrying a knife has been spotted on Guanghua Avenue. Keep a close watch, repeat, keep a close watch!"

Capital police:

"An individual carrying a knife has been spotted near the China World Trade Center. Keep a close watch, repeat, keep a close watch!"

The whole internet goes crazy!

This streamer cuts people's hair, grooms pets, and even gives trees a haircut!

He's a renowned Chinese barber, China's finest pet groomer, no, a world-class master of landscape pruning!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.