You Asked Me to Fish in the Pond, So Why Am I Fishing Out Torpedoes?

Lin Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he's taking part in a reality show.

He takes the funds provided by the production crew and heads straight out to fish, only to be teased by a fish.

Lin Yang: "Drain the pond! We have to drain it. I won't put up with this!"

Owner: "If you rent the whole pond and lose money, you won't get a refund."

Lin Yang: "Then I won't have to pay you extra if I make a profit, right?"

"No problem. Once I've rented it to you, anything you find, even gold, is yours!"

Lin Yang: "Since you put it that way, then I..."

Who could have guessed that instead of catching fish, he'd end up finding all kinds of incomprehensible things?

Tattooed spicy strips, corpses, ancient tombs, artillery shells, and more... There's nothing he can't fish out, only things you wouldn't expect.

On top of that, Lin Yang discovers that anything found in the wild in this world doesn't have to be handed in.

Viewers: "I came to watch you catch fish, not go treasure hunting in a fishpond!"

Owner: "Stop wreaking havoc in my fishpond! The ocean is huge, go fish around there!"

In the end, everyone goes crazy. Weren't you supposed to be fishing? What the hell are you doing hauling up a nuclear bomb?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.