Urban: No, No, I Really Don’t Know the Golden Bell Shield

This book is also known as: Please Believe in Science, I Really Don't Know Immortal Arts, I Really Don't Know Martial Arts

"And now, please welcome the famous science educator, Daoist Xu Qing, to the stage!"

"Please believe in science! I really don't know the Golden Bell Shield or the Great Strength Vajra Palm! I'm just an ordinary Daoist! And the idea that I punched a hole through a wall is pure nonsense!"

"Daoist Xu Qing, is it true that you can fly on a sword?"

"That's even more ridiculous! I just imitated the way planes and birds fly. From a scientific perspective, this method of flying is perfectly viable! Flying on a sword is perfectly normal!"

"Then, Daoist Xu Qing, is it true that you can make someone grow a new head after being decapitated?"

"Don't believe those rumors! Regrowing someone's head after decapitation is a medical technique. I just happen to have mastered it! Besides, regrowing a head is extremely difficult, so be sure not to let anyone cut yours off!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.