My Daughter's Livestream Shows Her Drone Chasing a B-2, and I Get Exposed

In the skies over the ocean, Eagleland, Rabbitland, Big Hairy, the Gallic Rooster, and John Bull held their first joint military exercise.

When Eagleland brought out its top-secret B-2 bomber to show off in front of Rabbitland and Big Hairy, an unauthorized remote-controlled toy drone showed up and made a fool of it.

The toy drone and the B-2 played tag, with the B-2 as the chick and the toy drone as the hawk!

Flying at eight times the speed of sound and using electromagnetic pulse interference... it sent Eagleland's B-2 crashing straight to the ground.

Rabbitland's leaders hurried to find the person controlling the toy drone, only to discover that it was a little girl!

And on top of that! She was livestreaming to the entire internet through the camera on her drone, and she called the thing in her hands a toy!

Everyone was stunned. You call that a toy?!

The viewers watching the livestream...

"Take down Eagleland, little girl! Next time, don't go after a B-2. Use that toy car of yours to storm the island nation rooster's camp! If the toy car breaks, I'll burn the first stick of incense for it at Qingming!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.