You Asked Me to Make a Terrible Game, So What Is This Zelda?

“I, Lin Ranran, finally awakened the Startup System after all that effort, only for it to get a bug!”

Luckily, though, it's a beneficial bug! As long as a project loses money, I get ten times my investment back!

From now on, I'll run the company into the ground and achieve financial freedom.

“I, Chen Xu, awakened the Game Vault System, but had to quit because of factional infighting.”

Luckily, he has a wonderful wife.

“Don't worry. With me around, you won't lose a single cent from your little stash!”

And then everything went wrong!

“Didn't you say the market for puzzle games was small? Zelda has sold ten million copies?”

“Didn't you say esports was a dead end? Then what's going on with DOTA and CSGO?”

“I told you to torture the players, so why are you torturing them with Soul, Blood, Wolf, and Ring?”

Watching the company grow bigger and stronger, Lin Ranran is completely baffled.

“From now on, we'll burn money and break into the console business!”

She still refuses to believe they can't find a way to lose all that money!

Chen Xu smiles and pulls out a stack of proposals: Red Dead Redemption, GTA, God of War... One blockbuster after another is ready to launch!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.