Showbiz: You Were Told to Dance Like a Phoenix, but You Went Crazy Instead

Lin Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a pretty boy who can only shout, "One, two, three, four, five!"

To craft his image, his agency has him join a reality show, where he randomly draws the role of a dancer.

Lin Yang: "It's just dancing. That's my specialty!"

He scatters a bag of cement across the plaza, puts on an Ultraman mask, and performs a foot-scalding dance that nearly kills the square-dancing grannies!

With a piece of cloth over his head and a rolling pin in hand, he gets netizens exclaiming that you'd need to be worth at least a hundred million to pull off this look!

At a temple parade, he plays a horse groom and dashes around wildly. Netizens gasp: How many firecrackers must you throw under your feet to learn to dance like that?

Lin Yang smiles. Life and death are hard to predict; when the coffin is lifted, your time in this world is over! His coffin-carrying dance leaves the entire internet mourning in laughter.

He takes off his shirt and performs a Maori war dance. His female fans scream across the internet: Is that body covered in muscle really a pretty boy?

He then creates the infamous Crab Dance, Bandit Dance, Chicken-Catching Dance, Bathhouse Scrubbing Dance, and more...

Netizens: Do you need to submit a resume or a medical record to join his fan club?

Director: Other people dance to strike the soul. This guy beats the soul to a pulp!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.