Comprehensive Comic: Taking Concubines Will Make You Stronger, I Will Marry Liu Shen to Cut Off the Cause and Effect

Dear fellow Taoists, what should I do if I encounter this situation? I stole a Mercedes Benz at the foot of Mount Tai and accidentally killed a sheep on the way back. I had no choice but to use the stump of a rotten willow tree on the roadside to roast the sheep. Feeling not full, I caught another rabbit and made spicy rabbit head. After eating, I felt a little thirsty, so I snatched the animal milk from a child in the nearby village. As a result, a chuunibyou ran up to me and shouted: "Resurrection, my beloved." I slapped him away with a big sinus, and ran away after beating him, but accidentally stepped on a colorful snake and kicked over a little girl's clay pot. I simply snatched the mask from her face and the big black umbrella from another little girl's hand. At this time, a big black dog chased out and I kicked it over. As soon as I ran out of the village, I met a girl in a plain skirt. She asked me where my home was and asked me to point in the direction. I told her that my home was in Weird Plateau, and after swiping her sword, she cried and called me a scumbag, saying that I lied to her. I always feel that I am involved in some big cause and effect. Is there any way to resolve this cause and effect? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.