Anime Crossover: Taking Concubines Makes Me Stronger, So I Marry Liu Shen and Cut Through Karma

Fellow Daoists, what should I do in this situation?

I stole a Mercedes at the foot of Mount Tai, then accidentally hit and killed a sheep on the way back.

With no other choice, I used a rotten willow stump by the road to roast it.

I still wasn't full, so I caught a rabbit and made spicy rabbit heads. After eating, I got thirsty, so I snatched some animal milk from a child in a nearby village.

Then some chuuni ran up to me and shouted, "Come back to life, my beloved!"

I smacked him aside with one slap and ran, but accidentally stepped on a little seven-colored snake and kicked over a little girl's pottery jar.

I figured I might as well go all the way, so I snatched the mask off her face and the big black umbrella from another little girl's hands, too.

Then a huge black dog came chasing after me, and I kicked it over. I had just run out of the village when I ran into a young woman in a plain dress. She asked where I lived and told me to point the way.

I told her my home was on the Weird Plateau. She swung her sword, then cried and called me a scumbag for lying to her.

I have a feeling I've gotten myself tangled up in some enormous karmic debt. Is there any way I can resolve it?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.