Long Live! the Stupid System Always Wants to Kill Me!

Founder traveled to a global gamified world and obtained the system without any accident. But his system is a little different. The escape-level dungeon was refreshed, and the system said: "The host is so beautiful, why not go in and find out what's going on? If you die, you won't lose your true nature as a husband!" On the road with heavy traffic, the system said: "The host goes up and kills the semi. Although this method of death is a bit tragic, it will be effective quickly and you won't have to endure too much pain!" In the agricultural product supermarket, the system: "A bottle of dichlorvos taken with warm water is also an excellent drink!" On the upper floor of a high-rise residence, the system said: "The spring is warm and the breeze is not dry. On such a pleasant day, why don't the host jump off the building first?" … Fang Zheng: "Yao Shou, my family's system is schizophrenic, and the system always wants to kill me!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.