Good Grief! This Crappy System Keeps Trying to Kill Me!

Fang Zheng transmigrated to a world where the entire planet had become a game, and, as expected, got himself a System.

But his System was a little different.

When a death-level instance appeared, the System said, "Host, you have extraordinary talent. Why not go in and take a look? Even if you die, at least you'll die like a true man!"

On a road packed with speeding traffic, the System said, "Host, go take on that semi head-on. It may be a gruesome way to die, but it'll be quick, and you won't have to suffer for long!"

In a supermarket's produce section, the System said, "A bottle of pesticide mixed with warm water is another excellent beverage!"

On the roof of a high-rise apartment building, the System said, "It's a lovely spring day, warm and calm. Why not jump off the roof first, Host?"

Fang Zheng cried, "Good grief! My System has a split personality. This piece of junk keeps trying to kill me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.