I Arrived Early for the Blind Date, So How Did You Give Yourself Away?

Gu Yang was hit by a car on his way to a blind date and unexpectedly transmigrated. Before he could celebrate, he was set up on another blind date?

With his mom hounding him, he had no choice but to obediently go on the date...

Gu Yang arrived early at the agreed meeting place. At table 19, a woman was actually brushing her hair and spraying perfume in the restaurant, and the worst part was that it was cheap stuff.

Gu Yang: "Miss, is it really appropriate to brush your hair and spray perfume in a restaurant?"

Woman: "Why wouldn't it be? A little fairy has to smell sweet. What does a loser like you know?"

Livestream viewers: "Haha, the louder she talks, the more painful the bill will be. [Dog head]"

"I just picked up a car, and you immediately said it was a rental?"

"Ooh, the man in the suit is about to lose it."

"A true man should have ambitions as vast as the Yangtze, flowing east to the sea, never accepting humiliation. Hahaha!"

"In the middle of the night, the man in the suit comes to your bedside and says, 'Listen, I want to thank you. You've warmed every season.'"

Man in the suit: "What do I do? I'm backed into a corner!"

Just then, lost in thought, he noticed a middle-aged man dressed in black...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.