Chinese Showbiz: The Scumbag Film Emperor's On-Set Romance

This is the story of a male version of Zhou Xun!

An actor who came to the profession halfway through, with no connections or background: how can he make it big?

Actresses can rely on investors, producers, directors, and...

So why not try another approach?

As a younger man, couldn't he rely on an "older sister" too?

If she's three years older, you get a gold brick.

If she's six years older, you get two gold bricks.

If she's nine years older, you get three gold bricks.

If she's thirty years older, uh... Auntie, I really can't carry all thirty gold bricks!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.