I Gave My Eight-Year-Old Grandpa a New Year's Greeting, and His Red Envelope Held the Zhu Xian Sword

"I once restored the Daoist sects, united the myriad arts, cut down demons and ghosts throughout the land, and swept away the world's dark, wicked miasma!"

"I once carried mountains and chased the sun, opened the gates of heaven with my sword, and carved a path for all living beings!"

"I once severed the link between heaven and earth, fought immortals with humanity, and made the Human Emperor the Heavenly Emperor!"

"I once reopened the forces of water, fire, wind, and earth, remade the primeval world, and even the Heavenly Dao revered me as a god!"

"Dear granddaughter, you and I are fated to meet in this life. Pick whichever of these things you like as your New Year gift."

Zhou Xiaoyi's parents made her go pay New Year's respects to her nine-year-old grandpa. She never expected this little kid of a grandpa to bring out a pile of toys as gifts.

Seeing the Celestial Master's Seal, the Human Emperor's Cauldron, the Zhu Xian Sword, and more before her, Zhou-jie watched as the livestream chat burst into laughter.

"Dear granddaughter, hurry up and thank your gift-giver. I mean, your grandpa Xiao'er, the chuunibyou!"

Faced with her child-aged grandpa, Zhou-jie could only awkwardly pick a jade talisman that seemed a little more respectable, then make a quick escape.

Until the next day, when Zhou Xiaoyi livestreamed her exploration of a haunted house…

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.