Global: I'm a Poison Master? No, I'm a Healer

Su Qingyun transmigrates to a world where reality and online games have merged. Monsters invade humanity's home, and people awaken professions to fight them, gaining experience and equipment along the way.

He arrives in this world and awakens the C-rank Healer profession. Just as he faces a future of soul-crushing office work, his skills suddenly mutate. The Healer's skills have changed, and they're just a little bit... weird.

The healing still works, but it can be a real pain in the balls...

“Where's the doctor?! Where are my balls?! Sure, they're covered in pustules, but I feel great!”

“Holy crap, I stink! Dr. Su is incredible. I can still fight with my intestines hanging out. I feel invincible!”

“I'm brainless, and fighting feels awesome. Dr. Su, please don't make me drink that pus soup again!”

Faced with delirious, uncooperative patients and scenes that make sanity plummet, Su Qingyun gazes at the foul-smelling soup in his hands and smiles like a doting father.

“Good boy, listen to me. Drink your soup, and you'll feel better.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.