Showbiz: You Told Me to Play the Victim on Stage, but I Went Full Versailles

Ling Ge transmigrates onto the set of Star of Tomorrow.

His company wants him to go onstage and milk his sad story, so they write him a tragic self-introduction.

Ling Ge looks at the same old sob story everyone else is using and is speechless.

With so many people milking their misfortune, he'll have to humblebrag instead.

So he says onstage:

"Ever since I was little, I grew up in a family that was different from everyone else's."

Everyone assumes Ling Ge is going to trot out the same old sob story,

but then he says, "My family never really had to worry about money."

"I've always been an excellent student, and I'm also this good-looking. My teachers and classmates all treated me like I was the center of the universe..."

And so,

everyone who hears Ling Ge's introduction is left speechless.

How is this sob story so different from what they expected?

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