At Nine Years Old, I Take Leave to Return to My Village and Exorcise Demons

"Teacher, our village is haunted! Give me a leave of absence. I need to go back and deal with them!"

Third-grader Lu Yang asks his beautiful teacher for a day off in the staff room.

"Make it up, go on..."

"If only your essays had that much imagination, then..."

Before the teacher can finish, a white-haired old man rushes into the room and drops to his knees in front of Lu Yang.

"Great-granduncle, please, you have to help us!"

Turning around, the old man adds, half threateningly, "If you don't approve his leave, Teacher, I'll lie down right in front of you!"

Dai Mei happens to be at the school on business and sees the whole thing. She follows Lu Yang and livestreams him exorcising demons.

He draws talismans in midair and summons heavenly thunder from the Ninth Heaven. Every move flows smoothly, shaking heaven and earth, and he instantly kills the evil spirit!

His overwhelming presence leaves everyone struggling to breathe.

The netizens are stunned on the spot.

"Good grief, my kid is nine and still wets the bed, while this one is already exorcising demons!"

"I can see the makings of a great emperor in this child!"

"I've got a bold idea. My daughter is twelve, so she's just the right age for that 'three years older' thing..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.