PDD's Singalong: If I Don't Show Off, I'll Die

The American magazine Time described Lin Le this way: "Use the word 'show-off' to describe him, and even that word seems less showy."

President Pull-Pants was even more blunt at a State of the Union address: "With Lin Le around, our great nation can only be content to become the sixth star on the red flag."

Reba, Zhou Jie, Big Secret, Tuan'er, and Nazha have all, with fragrant breaths and robes slipping off, chided Lin Le: "You're great in every way, but will you die if you don't show off?!"

"It's not that I want to, but if I don't show off... I'll really die!"

This book is also known as: What, I'll Die If I Don't Show Off?; God-Tier System: You Really Will Die If You Don't Show Off; I'm a Professional Show-Off

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.