You Want to Travel to the West, but I Want to Travel to the East.

Then Tang Taizong and Guanyin worked together to stage a scene of Tang Monk leaving the country, making the emperor who forced his father to kill his brother seem to have such a great power... "What a handsome wine-swordsman. He rides the wind with his sword to slay demons in the world." "Why do the four young masters of the Shushan sect want to sing, dance, and play basketball? They are so handsome, so handsome"... Tathagata Buddha: "Why haven't you received the fortune and incense of the human race? Everyone in my Buddhist sect is shouting for beatings. Quickly prepare for a small audience. The audience will vote to see you belly dance. If your popularity does not increase, let Tang Monk perform a forbidden love affair with a demon..." You, the gods and Buddhas in the sky, also want to educate the people like me, the people of Nanzhan Province, so that the princes and grandchildren will believe in your Buddha and kneel down to worship the Jade Emperor, so that you can mold the golden body of your Buddha. Fortunately, you have the Journey to the West, and I have the Journey to the East, and call my common people that their luck is like a dragon... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.