Konoha: Nuclear Bomb Expert, Art Is Patrick Star

Deidara is a brainless idiot with no passion at all Deidara-senpai, how did you, an ordinary genin, become the god of ninja in just ten years? May I ask, what is the secret of your success? "Haha, there's no secret. I'm just spending all the time other people are practicing trying to pick up girls." The fifth "big" Hokage of Konoha, the Mizukage of Kirigakure, the leg shadow of Iwagakure... I want all beauties! What? You ask me what to do about Kaguya Otsutsuki? That is God. I have to try it! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.