Livestream: I Join the Show, and Dad's Losing It!

Jiang Xiaochen transmigrates to a parallel world and is reborn at the age of six.

To draw rewards from the System, he joins his dad on a parent-child variety show, and from then on makes a hobby of embarrassing him.

Host: "Our show will be edited into a short film, so make sure you do your best."

Jiang Xiaochen: "What's a short film?"

Host: "It's a film made with a small budget, a small cast, and a short running time."

Jiang Xiaochen: "Oh, my dad has lots of short films on his phone with two people in them."

Judge: "Pfft... Don't read too much into it. Kids don't know what they're saying. Hahaha."

Netizens: "What kind of parent is this? Where's his decency? His dignity? His website?"

Host: "Do you know what animal your dad likes best?"

Other kids:

"My dad likes piglets."

"My dad likes kittens."

Jiang Xiaochen: "My dad likes dragons. I heard him say on the phone that his favorite thing is one-stop service."

The internet collectively bursts into laughter.

"Is this really something I'm allowed to hear for free?"

"Father and son, deep in beastly affection? What a dutiful son!"

"That leather jacket has a draft coming through. If you can, have another kid and raise that one instead. I'll help raise this one."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.