Livestream: If You Don’t Like Me, I’ll Clap Back. I’ve Read the Spring and Autumn Annals

Behavioral science expert Han Ling transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a small-time streamer with humble beginnings.

He gets bound to a Fighter System and receives a boost of "streetwise swagger."

If something rubs him the wrong way, he calls it out.

He speaks up for the vulnerable, draws his sword against evil forces, and becomes a light that inspires another light.

In a residential compound, an aggressive dog with no leash is relieving itself everywhere. It circles excitedly around a pregnant woman and a little girl, ready to pounce.

Meanwhile, the dog's owner nearby laughs hysterically.

"What's there to be afraid of? My boy doesn't bite."

"Even if he does, it's fine. I can afford to pay you back, no matter how much it costs."

"A leash? Why don't you put a leash on your own daughter?"

With his boost of "streetwise swagger," Han Ling can't just stand by!

"Don't use your own filth to judge how pure I am. I read the Spring and Autumn Annals, you know."

"Your microexpressions gave you away ages ago. What are you made of, a plastic bag? You're so full of it!"

The onlookers and the livestream fans erupt.

"Badass! You can roast people like that? Someone compile a collection and publish a book of the streamer's clapbacks!"

"Brother Han, are you looking for a girlfriend?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.